Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted they now put them on at am hours only starting at 1.00am

I wish somebody would kill the soaps .

[monk]

Granted - they just call them serial dramas instead.

I wish someone would drop a ten-ton weight on David Cameron.

Then put it on YouTube so we can all have a laugh.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but he must be hugging Julia Gillard at the time.

I so wish for the above.

[Blue]

Granted, but it creates a giant sink hole and, your house now sit's on the precipice.

I wish it were hunting season.

[monk]

Granted - you've just become the quarry.

I wish I could visit the "Psycho" house at Universal Studios.

[Blue]

Granted but, you can't afford a motel so, have to stay with me and, the only place I have for you to sleep is strapped to my Catherine's Wheel.

I wish Monk were here.

[Rainbowmum]

Not granted , Get your own pet Gargoyle.

I wish Blue would get hid own Gargoyle.

[Blue]

Granted but, I'm sending you the feed bills for this thing.

I wish Mum would pay that feed bill.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.... but the bank check is slightly rubbery.

I wish people would consider adopting an older dog rather than a puppy.

[Blue]

Granted - I adopted 2 adult wolfdogs last spring but, I'm sending the other 10 out of that kennel to you. I do hope you don't think housebroken means they don't mess indoors - take it literally: house broken, must repair wolfdog damage to - well everything.

I wish Mum had the small fortune those wolfdogs will cost her to keep.