Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted (I won't stomp on that wish).

I wish to see what the future holds.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but you can only see the future of an egg.

I wish Jack would stop barking at things across the road.

[monk]

Granted - now you live in the middle of the desert with no-one to bark at.

I wish I didn't have such strange dreams.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , I know how that feels.

I wish I did not run out of compressed air.

[monk]

Granted. :confused:

I wish the postal service would do their job properly.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .........but they only deliver bills on time.

I wish this heat would ease up.

The compressed air is for cleaning keyboards on laptops.

[monk]

Thank you!

Granted - you've just moved to Antarctica.

I wish I knew more about computers.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now you know the exact moment when computers will rise up and slap humanity down like ants.

Sleep well.

I wish I could find a new battery for my laser pointer.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ....but the new battery turns it into a strobe laser.
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I wish the trains would run on time.

[ChrisD]

Granted- they run on time but I think it's more efficient when they run on electricity.

I wish the sun would stay up past 5:00 pm.