Ruin you wish!!

[ChrisD]

Granted. The butcher buys them.

I wish there wasn't any more corruption in America so I wouldn't have to write a paper about it....

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ...but now they want you to write about world corruption instead.

I wish my sisters dog would come back , she is a mess without him.

[monk]

Granted, but she's a mess anyway! :biggrin:

I wish it would stop snowing.

[Blue]

Granted, it's hailing instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to town.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.... But you run out of everything.

I wish my horse did not step on my foot.

[ChrisD]

Granted it stepped on the cat that your husband tripped over when he broke his leg

I wish Rainbowmum's family would stop having problems with broken or otherwise injured extremities (toes, feet, legs etc.)

[monk]

Granted.

I wish we'd get out of this damned recession.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , not ruining that one.

I wish politicians came with a zip attached to their mouths.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, unfortunately the zipper breaks as soon as the zip is closed, thus the politician starves to death as they struggle to breath.

Oh wait, this is supposed to be ruin your wish, not make your wish better.

I wish I had a Tasmanian Devil puppy on my shoulder - how cute.

[Blue]

Granted, but it grows up, eats your coat, shirt, pants, shorts, socks and shoes.

Well I guess I get my wish now - thanks tazzy.:tongue:

I wish i had a magic wand to do all the little chores I've neglected for a few days.