Answer, Question Game.

[monk]

Q. What do you call a wise man who knows his onions?

A. The National Lottery

[Puck]

Q: What's the best way to waste your hard-earned money?

A: The Shanghai Tunnels

[Rainbowmum]

Q. What is known as Portland Underground?

A. McDonald's

[monk]

Q. What is an alleged "restaurant"?

A. Idiot.

[Blue]

What, if they flew, would insure we all lived at the airport?

Whippersnapper.

[Rainbowmum]

Q .What can also be called a rug-rat or ankle biter ?

A. Teenagers

[Puck]

A: What have no manners anymore?

Q: The lyre

[biwarlock]

what musical instrument did hermes use (i think)
calypso

[Spades]

Q. What do you get when adding dark rum to coffee? Yum!

A. Minaret

[monk]

Q. What is an old-fashioned dance spelt wrongly?

A. Cookies.