Answer, Question Game.

[monk]

Q. What's the worst thing about the dreaded Golfer-Eating-Monster?

A. If only!

[Rainbowmum]

Q. Tell me more about your unfulfilled wishes.

A. You hit it with an iron.

[monk]

Q. What do you do when the husband unit messes about with your laundry?

A. A physical impossibility.

[Rainbowmum]

Q. Kissing your own @$$ goodbye?

A. Noogie

[monk]

Q. Can you give me a word that I don't understand?

A. My partner.

[Rainbowmum]

Q. How much do you love him?

A. Happy ending.

[monk]

Q. What do fairy-tales always have?

A. 007.

[Rainbowmum]

Q. Who is James Bond?

A. He once dressed up as the Statue of Liberty to impress Gen Douglas MacArthur.

[monk]

Q. What does Robin Williams do for laughs?

A. In three month's time.

[Rainbowmum]

Q . When does spring begin?

A. It eats roots and leaves.