12-06-2007, 04:22 PM
... A little guy is sat at the Bar, when all of a sudden, a thug smacks him in the face, saying "That's KUNG FU from Japan!"
A bit later, the thug passes and smacks him in the face again, this time saying "That's KARATE from Korea!"
The little guy has had enough so gets up and leaves the Bar.
A short time later, he comes back and smacks the thug in the face, knocking him out cold, saying to the Barman... "When that bastard wakes up, tell him that was a fucking SHOVEL from B&Q"
Dan x x x
A bit later, the thug passes and smacks him in the face again, this time saying "That's KARATE from Korea!"
The little guy has had enough so gets up and leaves the Bar.
A short time later, he comes back and smacks the thug in the face, knocking him out cold, saying to the Barman... "When that bastard wakes up, tell him that was a fucking SHOVEL from B&Q"
Dan x x x