Two Old Nuns...

[Gay]

... Two old nuns are riding a tandem bicycle through their local town centre.

The Nun at the front accidentally takes a wrong turn, down a cobbled street.

As they're cycling along, she shouts back to the Sister behind her...

"Dear me... I don't usually come this way!"

To which the second Nun replies...

"N-o-o-o-o-o... M-e-e-e n-i-i-e-e-t-t-h-e-e-r-r.. O-o-oh!"



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[Mark]

... Two old nuns are riding a tandem bicycle through their local town centre.

The Nun at the front accidentally takes a wrong turn, down a cobbled street.

As they're cycling along, she shouts back to the Sister behind her...

"Dear me... I don't usually come this way!"

To which the second Nun replies...

"N-o-o-o-o-o... M-e-e-e n-i-i-e-e-t-t-h-e-e-r-r.. O-o-oh!"



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You like stories about old women coming..

[Enigma]

That is why you always see Nuns in pairs when out. One Nun is there to see that the other Nun gets none!