Random Q's and S's

[goldeneye101]

Random thread thing to start but i just thought i would start one about random pointless questions and statements that pop into our heads and see what we come up with

Is the capital of Earth Russia, China / Japan or America?

Do you think cats have military training?

Do you mind if I sell you a penguin?

Sunday ...... The day nationally known to come after satuday

[Scotty]

My foots really itchy

[matty7]

id love a penguin , id move north to alaska so he can be near his family - id call him Norman , i'd get him a girl friend too - she'd be called julie ,,,

im wondering whats in Marmite and why would anyone eat something that looks like crude oil - it tastes like feet

[Kiid]

I lost the game
FML

[Rainbowmum]

How does a blind man know when to stop wiping ?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is the capital of Earth Russia, China / Japan or America?

The correct answer is Canada.

Do you think cats have military training?

Feline Basic Training, Feline Marines, Feline Army. currently no navy and they are working towards Airforce.

Do you mind if I sell you a penguin?

Only if you will buy one of my ducks.

Sunday ...... The day nationally known to come after satuday

Erm no. Saturday comes before Sunday.

My foots really itchy

id love a penguin , id move north to alaska so he can be near his family - id call him Norman , i'd get him a girl friend too - she'd be called julie ,,,

You will be sorely disappointed. Polar bears love penguin soup, thus there are no penguins left in the north pole, you have to go south to be close to the penguin's homeland(s).

im wondering whats in Marmite and why would anyone eat something that looks like crude oil - it tastes like feet

Ingredients: Yeast Extract; Salt; Vegetable Extract; Niacin; Thiamin; Spice Extracts; Riboflavin; Folic Acid; Celery Extract; Vitamin B12.

Its the yeast that gives it is unique flavor (excuse me as I now hurl).

I lost the game
FML

You lost immunity, careful you are just one step from being voted off the island.

How does a blind man know when to stop wiping ?

When the item he is wiping squeaks - ergo the phrase 'squeaky clean'

[Rainbowmum]

Ok Hollywood, question, that has bugged the heck out of me.( yes I know they don't exist )
How can a vampire ,that has no blood in his system sustain an erection ?

[monk]

A concrete injection!

What's the difference between a duck?

[Rainbowmum]

When in history did the middle finger become rude?

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[ZackT]

A concrete injection!

What's the difference between a duck?

Are we talking African or European Swallows?

And why have I never squeeked when I wipe?