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A blond joke I haven't heard before
#1
A good looking blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

One day whilst supervising the children she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone,while all the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says,

"Because I'm the Goalie !"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
#2
soccer ftw
#3
As a blond I've heard lost of these haha

"What is a smart blonde? Science fiction"
"What do you get when you ask a blonde for her thoughts? The change"


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