Clever with words
Sagittarius
05-02-2016, 07:43 AM
Some new, some old:
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egotists meet, it's an i for an i
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
In democracy your vote counts. in feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a boy with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local area network in Australia - the lan down under
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted -taint yours and taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Acupuncture is a jab well done
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egotists meet, it's an i for an i
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
In democracy your vote counts. in feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a boy with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local area network in Australia - the lan down under
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted -taint yours and taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Acupuncture is a jab well done
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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