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A series of one liners
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"I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'. To which I replied, 'Which one are you then."

"I swallowed some Tippex last night. Woke up with a massive correction."

"What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"Two cannibals eating a clown. One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'"

"Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other: 'How do you start this thing?'"

"My wife went out shopping and brought home the escalator. It was marked down."

"What do you call a law student who tries to sue himself? Self tort."

"Two dogs walking down the street. 1st dog: "Do you use condoms?" 2nd dog: "Durex" 1st dog: "I asked you first."

"What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? The Head."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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What is "Tippex"?
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MisterTinkles Wrote:What is "Tippex"?

Tippex is a white liquid usually used to paint over typing mistakes so they can be corrected.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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