Don't fool with a Kentucky cop

[LONDONER]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy in Kentucky. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Kentucky so he decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Kentucky deputy's expense!!

The Deputy says," License and registration, please."

The Lawyer asks, "What for?"

The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

The Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

The Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

The Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

The Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

The Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

[Rareboy]

hahaha.

Southern cops. Lovable imps.

[DawnArmy]

Yup, that's right. That's the way to deal with those arrogance.