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Don'tcha just love funny emails!
maybe iu shou7ld do that with HSBC and see if they accept it instead of my £8,000 debt to them i fucking hate pikey banks

Phil did a funny XD

I do try [Image: theyes-1.gif]

Jane Gilles is a model of courtesy, good humour and customer service.

So, who else has had one of those messages from a Nigerian widow with money to launder ... Wink

I've probably posted this before, but if you haven't seen it and have a while to wade through it, I think you'll find it's worth it. This link takes you to the page, but you have to scroll down to read the first letter ...

Enjoy Confusedmile:
That was awesome Roflmaoi loved the names he used Moose,Dr Moose and Mr Scones!!!

Phil! Wrote:That was awesome Roflmaoi loved the names he used Moose,Dr Moose and Mr Scones!!!
... and I recommend the cd too Wink
[B]Resimay [/B]

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I sah in the paper.

I can Tipe realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepol person,
Pepol really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not tu gud but find that I Offen ca n get a job tru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yor best aplicant so farr.



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

[Image: resume.jpg]

[B]Employer's response: [/B]

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl

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