Don'tcha just love funny emails!

[zeon]

maybe iu shou7ld do that with HSBC and see if they accept it instead of my £8,000 debt to them i fucking hate pikey banks

[Woolfe]

LOL!

Phil did a funny XD

xx

[Phil]

I do try

[marshlander]

Jane Gilles is a model of courtesy, good humour and customer service.

[marshlander]

So, who else has had one of those messages from a Nigerian widow with money to launder ...

I've probably posted this before, but if you haven't seen it and have a while to wade through it, I think you'll find it's worth it. This link takes you to the page, but you have to scroll down to read the first letter ...

Enjoy mile:

[Phil]

That was awesome i loved the names he used Moose,Dr Moose and Mr Scones!!!

[marshlander]

That was awesome i loved the names he used Moose,Dr Moose and Mr Scones!!!

... and I recommend the cd too

[Phil]

[B]Resimay [/B]

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I sah in the paper.

I can Tipe realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepol person,
Pepol really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not tu gud but find that I Offen ca n get a job tru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yor best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

[B]Employer's response: [/B]

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

[Star Twister]

[fjp999]