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Edinburgh Fringe Funniest gag.
Comedian Nick Helm has won an award for the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.
He won for the joke: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
And here are second to the tenth funniest Wink ...

Quote:Tim Vine, who still came a credible second in 2011 with this zinger: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

Because we're kind (or cruel, depending on your point of view), here are the remaining entries in the top 10. (via BBC)

3. Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."

4. Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."

5. Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."

6. Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."

7. Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."

8. Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."

9. Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."

10. DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."
Thanks for posting more Marshlander. Wish I'd made it to Edinburgh Fringe, heard it was great this year xx Confusedmile:
Mikey1 Wrote:Thanks for posting more Marshlander. Wish I'd made it to Edinburgh Fringe, heard it was great this year xx Confusedmile:

You heard right.

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