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Gay couple gets married and......
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A gay couple named Michael and Gary decided to tie the knot. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mum and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mother if Michael and Gary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think young man! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mum says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....I gave him my airplane glue.'
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#2
lol very funny i like it Smile
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#3
Hahaha...thats GOLD Smile
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#4
"I gave him my airplane glue"

unless either one had a plastic dick it didnt work as planned. probably burned like all get out tho.
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