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I think, if you search the Lords prayer, you can get the OP, but basically, there is this quite qute twinkie at the farm (remember it's a clothing optional resort) who has the entire Lords prayer tatooed on his back....

Now, every darn time I get all hot-n-bothered when I see his yummie bod, I disolve into a heap of giggles, imagining myself humping him from the back 'an reading the Lords prayer at the same time...:biggrin:

ESPECIALLY the bits- his rod and staff, they comfort me....Biglaugh
he makes me down to lie...Biglaugh.... So I posted and asked all you people for advice on how would you guys cope / not giggle / burst out laughing at the "moment critique"...Biglaugh

Then, to top it, his voice sounds like he's got a pea stuck in his wind-pipe, thats why we've nick-named him sqweeky....

Now, having managed to get over the giggles, imagine if he happened to be a screamer....Biglaugh

But go read the post
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Interesting... so who is J?
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Me , ben ,moi,ich ,ik ,Yo,ek,Eu,Ako,Ana, Ink ,ani,Ja,Main,io.
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Rainbowmum Wrote:Me , ben ,moi,ich ,ik ,Yo,ek,Eu,Ako,Ana, Ink ,ani,Ja,Main,io.

DUDE!!!!!
You! RoflRemybussi
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Huh? I'm sorry, I'm very tired and confused by all this Sad
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trialbyerror Wrote:I think, if you search the Lords prayer, you can get the OP, but basically, there is this quite qute twinkie at the farm (remember it's a clothing optional resort) who has the entire Lords prayer tatooed on his back....

Now, every darn time I get all hot-n-bothered when I see his yummie bod, I disolve into a heap of giggles, imagining myself humping him from the back 'an reading the Lords prayer at the same time...:biggrin:

ESPECIALLY the bits- his rod and staff, they comfort me....Biglaugh
he makes me down to lie...Biglaugh.... So I posted and asked all you people for advice on how would you guys cope / not giggle / burst out laughing at the "moment critique"...Biglaugh

Then, to top it, his voice sounds like he's got a pea stuck in his wind-pipe, thats why we've nick-named him sqweeky....

Now, having managed to get over the giggles, imagine if he happened to be a screamer....Biglaugh

But go read the post

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Now I remember :biggrin:Sagrin1luvuLlkissLaughSperm Sperm
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Love you Miles, but I'm still up-top ya
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trialbyerror Wrote:Love you Miles, but I'm still up-top ya

Oh please keep it that way, if there's anyone worthy to be there it's you sir LlkissLlkissLlkiss SpermSpermSperm :redface::redface::redface: 1luvu1luvu1luvu HerzHerzHerz SagrinSagrinSagrin :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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SmileysexWelcomeIm-blushing-smileyI-sense-chemistry
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*boom*!!!!
Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: 
''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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