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dream on hooker
you'd be the ho...and a hot one at that
im a good bottom bitch
that I can testify dear..
you just cant get enough can you?

that's Ok I can't get enough of you either
Post a final win Smile
and now I win
Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: 
''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller Wrote:what does one bake in middle earth?

Tut-tut dearie, must duckkie tell you everthing?


A special type of bread or cake made by the elves. They are pocket sized, very nutritious, stay fresh for months when wrapped in leaves, a type of superfood carried along on long journeys.

Brownish on the outside and cream colored on the inside, the secrete of lembas is a very closely guarded secrete and is not given to annybody whois not an elf, except on very special occasions...

(Duckkie being a very special creature, has been given the recipie)

Like other products of elven origions, it is offensive to all evil creatures.

There, school's out.....Confusedmile:
duckie is one cheeky bastard...

I bet he can out-cheek his cheeky grandson :biggrin:

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