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Number one hand held device
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In a recent survey the smartphone has become the number one handheld device.
The penis dropped to number two.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
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LONDONER Wrote:
In a recent survey the smartphone has become the number one handheld device.
The penis dropped to number two.

I don't know how that can be. The phone is held in one hand while the penis is in the other. It's a draw, I say.
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Darius Wrote:I don't know how that can be. The phone is held in one hand while the penis is in the other. It's a draw, I say.

They must mean 2 handed then lol?
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Darius Wrote:I don't know how that can be. The phone is held in one hand while the penis is in the other. It's a draw, I say.

Wanking while talking on the 'phone is rude!
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LONDONER Wrote:Wanking while talking on the 'phone is rude!

Get with the times "Man" Tongue
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Sad.


On another note, I don't believe this. The survey has got to be biased somehow. For example, maybe it was made available only so smartphone users could reach it, or on a site that has more younger users than average, or maybe the survey had more female responders than male. People may also overestimate their phone usage (or how exactly was it determined?).

I certainly was not polled for this, and I would have made the results look better.
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meridannight Wrote:Sad.


On another note, I don't believe this. The survey has got to be biased somehow. For example, maybe it was made available only so smartphone users could reach it, or on a site that has more younger users than average, or maybe the survey had more female responders than male. People may also overestimate their phone usage (or how exactly was it determined?).

I certainly was not polled for this, and I would have made the results look better.

[MENTION=21405]meridannight[/MENTION], I don't think you have quite got the joke.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LONDONER Wrote:@meridannight, I don't think you have quite got the joke.

No, I have not. Was there a sign somewhere to make it known and that I missed?
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meridannight Wrote:No, I have not. Was there a sign somewhere to make it known and that I missed?

The point is that it is/was a joke. There was never any survey. Don't take things so seriously.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LONDONER Wrote:Don't take things so seriously.

I always take things seriously, unless I have a reason not to or unless indicated otherwise.
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