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Perfect Breakfast
#1
A Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your crush's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your brother's picture is on the cover of Fortune.
Your best friend's picture is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your ex partner's picture is on the back of the milk carton.
#2
eh? im confused.comBlackbat
#3
zeon Wrote:eh? im confused.comBlackbat

the first three are all good things , because they mean that your crush/brother/best friend have all succeeded and done really well
but pictures of people on milk cartons are pretty much always "missing person" pictures , so your ex's photo being on one means he/she is missing/dead

lol
#4
zeon Wrote:eh? im confused.comBlackbat

Missing persons are pictured on the back of milk cartons :biggrin:
#5
oh lol... I just noticed ur from same place as meeh wooo... IM NOT ALONE ANYMORE hehe.. I usually get asda smart price milk for 50p a litre instead of normal at 50p a pint lol and all i get is blue and white stripes x
#6
zeon Wrote:oh lol... I just noticed ur from same place as meeh wooo... IM NOT ALONE ANYMORE hehe.. I usually get asda smart price milk for 50p a litre instead of normal at 50p a pint lol and all i get is blue and white stripes x

i don't buy milk ... i just ... know that joke lol ~
and know that milk cartons in america usually have missing person pictures on them . i don't think that happens in the uk though ...
#7
no we justhave a missing person line and u never see a picture its al;most non existant... mind u whgat happens if the person is abroad? l;ol
#8
The perfect breakfast includes pancakes, hashbowns and bacon. LOL!


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