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The daft things people say
#1
Well heres an idea for a new thread, the daft things people say.

Not sure what triggerd the memory but today I remberd when i was training to be a mechanic every now and again I would help on the service desk.

(set the picture me at 16 in a shirt and tie:eek: on the Service desk trying to be all polite and propper init!!)

Phone rings, Good morning Rover service desk ect...

Cust, ive got a problem with my car on start up it sounds very much like a diesel.
Me, oh thats no good whats ur reg no.. ect...
Tapping away and get records on screen, ok so ive got your car listed as a Rover 25 Turbo Diesel is that right.
Cust, yup thats it
Me, well i suspect it will sound like a diesel in that case (while trying not to laugh)



ok what daft coversations with people / customers / collauges have you had
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#2
This can be a very funny thread indeed!

Will try to remember, must be somewhere in my brain ready to retrieve.

Biggthumpup


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#3
My computer wont turn on.

Did you plug it in?

Oh.
I'm a victim of my own success.
I have never failed, I have just found many ways which are incorrect.
Everyone has a story, some people just have a better way of telling it.
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#4
Person: Why hasnt my email got to you yet?

Me: Have you pressed send?

Person: Oh... Nooo (Laughs)
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#5
Me today : Are you calling me a bicep? (he was shirtless)
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#6
I voted for bush!
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#7
MartinH1 Wrote:I voted for bush!





ROFL




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