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What would you do if you awoke with the person above you?
What you do or think if you woke up in bed next to the person above you?
"Resistance is Futile... Prepare for Assimilation..."
I would scream, "Assmiliate! Assimilate me!"
I would just leave quietly, hoping he doesn't see me.
Don't turn your back at me. I will grasp onto your neck and bite through your carotid artery.
Woops! Iceblink's older than both my parents lol oh well.
Be like the dumber one in a half-dream.
Damnit I did it wrong lol
Then it would make us 2 Blues in 1 bed Wink
I would think I'd be going to jail for breaking an age of consent law.

(No offense, Bluestar! Wink )
Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: 
''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
Seeing as we only just met I would sit on his f…… make him breakfast

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