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You Did WHAT?!
#1
We can all do some pretty crazy thing so, lets see just how crazy we can be. Now it doesn't have to be true, just funny.

The first person posts a sentence with a blank, the next person fills in the blank and post a new sentence.

Example: Poster 1: I waxed my truck with __________ and, it really shines now.
Poster 2: I waxed my truck with beet juice and, it really shines now.
I washed my dog with _________ and he smells nice.


So we begin with:
I had __________ for breakfast and, it was surprisingly tasty.
#2
I had left over pizza for breakfast and, it was surprisingly tasty.

I bought a new perfume and instead of smelling like roses it smelt of ______________?
#3
I bought a new perfume and instead of smelling like roses it smelt of mushrooms mum left in the pantry since 1978.

I went to the _________ and he told me that I just needed to take some panadol.
#4
I went to the BUTCHERS and he told me that I just needed to take some panadol.

After he __________ me, I found out he was a fish.
#5
After he flipper slapped me, I found out he was a fish.

I raced my _________ down the beach on a frazzling cold day when the tide was out.
#6
I raced my grandmother down the beach on a frazzling cold day when the tide was out.

I once saw ___________ buying a headscarf in Marks & Spencers.
Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
#7
I once saw Vladimir Putin buying a headscarf in Marks & Spencers.

When I was 8 years old I tried to perform _________.
#8
When I was 8 years old I tried to perform a perfect dive.

I started Ballet and the age of ______________
#9
I started Ballet and the age of 6 months old and was performing on stage when I was 8 months old...........

I went shopping for potatoes but instead the grocer told me to buy _________
#10
I went shopping for potatoes but instead the grocer told me to buy the shop as he was retiring.

The latest probe sent to Saturn has taken pictures of _________
Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.


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