You Did WHAT?!

[Blue]

We can all do some pretty crazy thing so, lets see just how crazy we can be. Now it doesn't have to be true, just funny.

The first person posts a sentence with a blank, the next person fills in the blank and post a new sentence.

Example: Poster 1: I waxed my truck with __________ and, it really shines now.
Poster 2: I waxed my truck with beet juice and, it really shines now.
I washed my dog with _________ and he smells nice.


So we begin with:
I had __________ for breakfast and, it was surprisingly tasty.

[lizzielee]

I had left over pizza for breakfast and, it was surprisingly tasty.

I bought a new perfume and instead of smelling like roses it smelt of ______________?

[Lilitu]

I bought a new perfume and instead of smelling like roses it smelt of mushrooms mum left in the pantry since 1978.

I went to the _________ and he told me that I just needed to take some panadol.

[Marc]

I went to the BUTCHERS and he told me that I just needed to take some panadol.

After he __________ me, I found out he was a fish.

[Rainbowmum]

After he flipper slapped me, I found out he was a fish.

I raced my _________ down the beach on a frazzling cold day when the tide was out.

[monk]

I raced my grandmother down the beach on a frazzling cold day when the tide was out.

I once saw ___________ buying a headscarf in Marks & Spencers.

[Lilitu]

I once saw Vladimir Putin buying a headscarf in Marks & Spencers.

When I was 8 years old I tried to perform _________.

[Rainbowmum]

When I was 8 years old I tried to perform a perfect dive.

I started Ballet and the age of ______________

[lizzielee]

I started Ballet and the age of 6 months old and was performing on stage when I was 8 months old...........

I went shopping for potatoes but instead the grocer told me to buy _________

[monk]

I went shopping for potatoes but instead the grocer told me to buy the shop as he was retiring.

The latest probe sent to Saturn has taken pictures of _________