Last Person to Post Wins

[Chase]

I'm warning ya, I plan on having my body preserved in cryogenics if I shall ever die to be resuscitated in the distant future, as well as having my body given gene therapy to increase my lifespan. I will never die and I will be the last one to post. Even if I decide to move to another planet outside of the solar system in the next hundred or thousand years, I would only personally craft a two way quantum entanglement device and will literally be able to instantaneously stay connected with this planets Internet across lightyears of space, you will never beat me.