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[CellarDweller]

Just say the prayer with me 'Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me....'

And this folks is why I'm soooo going to hell.....

lmao! Bowyn, you just reminded me of something so funny!


I had gone out to a diner with a group of friends. We pulled up, and there were two huge busses in the parking lot. We walked in, and the entire diner was filled with Amish/Mennonite people. We were the only non-Amish in the place.

Well at first it was very strange, and then one of my friends says, "Now now, I'm sure they're more afraid of us than we are of them!" and we started to laugh. Then she says...."I wonder what they say to each other during sex..."

Before we could 'shush' her, she starts to say:


"Oh Jerimiah! Thy rod and thy staff! Oh, they comfort me! Oh yes! Maketh me lay down in green pastures!"

I swore we were going to Hell for that dinner!