Spit? Swallow? Or just stand back?!

[zeon]

hehe So to put it one way You want me to go impersonate a monkey eating a banana for a week and then spunk onto some paper suck it up with a rainbow straw and then run around with my arse in the air making noises swinging from trees and run the risk of being sectioned under the mental health act so we can find out if this theory is actually true????
........... I DO BLOODY THINK NOT

I know ive done some mad things in life and we should try everything before we die BUT i am not doing this at this stage of life.. Infact before you rule any possibility unless i am in a nursing home being abused by all the staff and im pissing myself and my family dont want to see me ever again then this wont ever happen lol... Actually rule that out because your twist it and say so there is a possibility... No there is NO possibility i know we all came from apes and whatnot but as people we dont do this unless your needing sectioning (for running around like an ape with ur arse in the air)

kindest regards

zeon