04-02-2014, 03:56 AM
Miles Wrote:1. You must be aged 16 years of age or over to join the site.
2. First time posters are requested to please make their introductory post in English.
3. Please create only ONE account. Do not create multiple/fake accounts/personas. There is a detection script in place. You are welcome to delete your current account and create a new one.
4. Do not spam/abuse any other member via e-mail or private messages.
5. Do not spam the site trying to promote a particular website/product/service in posts or signatures. (website links are allowed in profiles)
6. Do not create posts requesting or soliciting sex.
7. Do not create posts requesting webcam or phone sex.
8. Do not create posts asking to complete online surveys or answer college/university research paper questions.
9. Do not list email addresses or contact telephone numbers in your posts.
10. Do not request money or any other financial assistance.
11. Do not make abusive or offensive posts/replies.
12. Do not post naked or sexually explicit pictures.
13. You must be a "fish" for Daz, Miles, Odi, or Partis, as part of your initiation.
14. You must succumb to the powers of the almighty Omnipotent Mister Tinkles.
15. Any sex talk must be in the form of a question in a Word Game.
16. You have to wear pink frilly undies on Mondays, and blue thongs on Thursdays.
17. You must face NorthEast everyday at chant "theres no place like GS, theres no place like GS", while wearing ruby red slippers and clicking your heels together, at 3:34pm.
18. NEVER, under ANY circumstances, feed or give alcohol to Bowyn after midnight!
19. Never take thy Cats/Tinkles name in vain.
20. Be sure you have had all your STD shots before speaking with Miles or Sylph.