Is it Rude to Eat on the Couch?

[Steve]

You didn't know Ray and I were in the marines with Kel Johnson did ya? We knew him at Camp Pendleton and I have to tell you -- the guy is a total jerk. He treated women like crap and poor Ray was nearly exhausted running a revenge sex service. The way he dropped that gal the last season was EXACTLY the same words he used on girls back then. I could tell you some fun stuff on Kel. He's such a fucktard -- and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION] Yeah, I wondered. Weeks ago Ray had mentioned that I probably had seen some pictures of a guy you both knew from service, but I didn't put two and two together until the Below Deck reunion show. Even then it kept slipping my tiny mind to ask y'all if you knew him.

It was apparent from the show that the guy was a total tool. But he has a pretty nice tool too (yeah, saw his selfie's). I wouldn't want to marry him, just strap a ball gag around his head, tie him to a Saint Andrew's Cross, and fuck him for the fun of it. It'd be redundant to fuck him stupid. I'll have to grill Ray for the fun stuff.

Back to topic...
Andrew Corvin anyone? Y'all could eat him on the sofa, yes? *crap* Eat with him, I mean. Yeah, that's it.

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How about Darrell Thomas? Would you serve him meat on your sofa, hmmmmm?

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Ok, ok, skip the sofa. You can't handle the milky white stains. I get it. So have Kirill Dowidoff in the kitchen if you must. (The cleaver is a tad gruesome isn't it though?)

Or keep him on the sofa and enjoy a squirt of protein supplement.

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Just look how Vasa Nestorovic is getting ready to serve you dinner. Can you honestly refuse a meal on the sofa with this guy? What a dinner platter!

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