Is it Rude to Eat on the Couch?

[Steve]

[MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION]

Stop @Steve Stop! I can't take it anymore! Please stop! I'll do anything! This torture is killing me!

"If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
Never stop, never stop, never stop..."
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It was the picture... that lovely likeness you posted of what must be JayBird's magnificent bottom. You started it you wicked, wicked man.
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"Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why my little party's just beginning."
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Ryan McDermont? Would you dine next to him? He may be a tad too boy next door for y'all. Still, never look a stud muffin in the.. well, you know.

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Sebastian Hernandez? On laundry day he would be handy. Hell, any day of the week he'd feel my handsy's.

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And I know none of you would willingly turn down a willing Beckham, would you? Could you? He may not be on a couch, but the image of him reclining on a hard pole made the whole "Eat on my sofa" thing sort of a moot point, don'tcha think?

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