Is it Rude to Eat on the Couch?

[Steve]

I meant to say something with my other comment.

When I go in my regular forum where its all straight guys theres always a thread about women sorta like the one you guys are doing here. Except theres one big difference. All the guys you post in here are pretty all natural looking except some who are just way too addicted to gyms. You go and see what jpegs straight guys post its like looking at a contest for the most painted up slut no one would marry or take to a company picnic.

That's because you've got taste Ray. The kind of women guys post on the web represent every kind of phony fantasy a lot of straight guys think is ideal in one way or another.

But don't gay guys on a pedestal either Ray. GS isn't a forum based around XXX pornography. I can't even begin to explain how twisted some of the other gay chat boards can get in terms of posting pictures of guys. The long and short of it is that men can be dawgs whether we're str8 or gay.
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I like to post guys that aren't cheap meat, which is why I tend to stray toward professional models, or professional photography. It's all still fantasy, but at least its more artistic photography.
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Take Nick Wolanski for example:

(And I'd very much like to take Nick Wolanski, believe me)... He's a professional adult model. But the camerawork is pretty great; the photo is cropped in just the right place to tease the viewer. He has a great body (and equipment), but when I look at his face and especially his eyes, I kind of melt. Beautiful eyes on any guy turn me into a pile of mush every time.
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More artistry in photography... You really can't lose when you have a great model like Paul Olczyk:

It's starting to sound like I have a kink of Polish guys, doesn't it? My ethnicity is Polish, but even I am not that narcissistic. I think I just like real men. Mark's German. Every night I get dressed up like Poland and he invades me!
(Yes, I stole that line. A bunch of you will know exactly who I took that joke from.)
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[MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION] Does driftwood count as a couch?

No need to worry about crumbs or stains in that case. Beach crabs can be a bitch though.

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