Spit? Swallow? Or just stand back?!

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And i think it would be bad if you had a boyfriend and wouldnt like to swallow his load, i think is like rejecting him in some way, i know i would feel offended if my boyfriend wouldnt swallow, plus is not sexy spitting it.

My stock excuse for not swallowing is that a lady never swallows. Cos then they say something about me not being a lady (which is fair enough) and then i get offended and say if they're taking me out and i'm pleasuring them they should have the grace to treat me like one (which, i think, is fair enough).

That said, risk of STDs aside, there's a lot to be said for swallowing. Yeah it's calorific but most of that is protein, so it won't exactly make you fat. Plus it's full of healthy minerals. Never did manage to get making swallowing look sexy down, though...

Spitting on the other hand, can be done demurely, to the side, with a tissue in hand.

Thus endeth Nick's sex life 101. Next week: Biting and Scratching.