Last Person to Post Wins

[Bookworm]

That's it bitches, I've had enough, time you all found out a few home truths so listen up.

Whatever the title of this thread implies, what the OP subliminally meant was the best poster wins. I think, actually, correction, I *know* that I've posted best in this thread (perhaps others too? Let history decide) and there can be no doubt that I am the overall winner.

I know this will bruise a few egos and I know I've allowed some of you to think you've won, usually around Christmas or birthdays, but unfortunately the time has come to face facts. Maybe you could make a new thread where you can celebrate coming second or something.

All my love

Dom bitch...oh wait, wrong thread!

My ego contests your presumptuous presumptions. Let battle commence as I am the clear winner around here