Never! No Chance!

[CellarDweller]

Your second statement reminded me of a work situation I had once.

LOL

I work in a bank, in a back-office position. However, when I started with this bank, I was a teller in the branch.

A customer came in, and we were talking about social lives. I stated I was single, and the following back and forth happened:

Customer: No worries, Chuck, you'll get married one day!

Me: Who said I want to get married?

Customer: Ok then, Chuck, we'll find ya a nice woman to date!

Me: Who said I want a woman?

Customer: Hahaha! Ok then, Chuck! We'll find ya someone else!


Now, I am sure the client was not trying to find out about my sexual identity, but I answered as I did because the assumption was that I was straight, which would've been wrong.

Again, what works for me, won't work for everyone, so I can understand why you say you will never come out, but coming out isn't simply running around telling people your preferences for no reason.