need to get back at my friend! help?

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well there is this guy i have a bromance with and he is straight (well he's young so could change) and we like do the usual guy stuff and take the piss out of each other most of the time. dont get me wrong we can have serious convos as well
but when we make fun of each other his always results in gay jokes which i dont mind at all and find them quite funny to be honest and it just proves that he is okay with my sexuality which i always wonder about people
but i always make fun off him and like after a couple of days he is like make some straight jokes cause he sometimes feels bad about making gay jokes all the time even though he knows i'm fine with them
and i cannot think of straight jokes for the life of me! so was wondering if yous would have any for me?
thanks for reading and thanks for the reply