Penis Preference

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Vice have either 2 or 4 bolts holding them rigid to the bench,so instead of cutting your dick off why not cut off your arm? LOL!

I used to have a bakery years ago where we baked all sorts of bread( 40,000 all kinds a day) and we had 10 huge mixers and once a guy as the mixer was going around started to wipe clean the tub and it pulled his arm in between the back main body of the mixer machine and the actual round tub since his arm was wet and cooking oil also was used,it sort of took him in and with his other hand he pressed the stop button.
So they called the fire brigade( i turned up as they arrived) they brought in a massive mechanical cutter and i said " what's this for?" and the fire man replied to cut off his arm ofcourse! LOL you should have seen the expression on the traped guys' face!