need to get back at my friend! help?

[Blue]

I usually watch for the opening, when my straight friends say or do something that warrants it, then say "Careful there, my gay is rubbing off on you." Most recently one of my straight male friends had gone out and bought a new purse for his wife and one of those Trojan bullet vibrators - the vibe box was sticking out of the purse, which he was carrying across my yard to where his wife was waiting for him. (We were having a cook out is why they were at my house and, she stayed to help me with the food while sending him off for the purse that was on sale and a few other things, he took it upon himself to buy that vibrator.)

Needless to say that made for funny, interesting conversation for a while. LOL

You cold also jokingly call him a breeder, poke fun at his lack of fashion sense, tell him his wrists are too stiff if he has a bit of trouble doing something with his hands, etc...