05-31-2014, 06:27 PM
CASH Wrote:So this one time Sharkie takes Me to the movies.
As We approach the box office he whispers to Me, "Hey - tell them You are 65 so I can get a discount on the ticket price."
I just turn to Him and say, "Sharkie - NO one has filled out a t-shirt like Me since James Dean. I am one of the few Men on the planet that can actually pull off a speedo. I break hearts just by getting out of the car. I am CASH -- are You out of Your MIND???"
Then the Manager came out with a wheelchair and told Me that State Law mandates that people like Me get early and easy access to the theatre.
I just silently put on My sunglasses and adjusted My wig as Sharkie smirked and paid for the tickets from a bag of nickels he wears tied to His thigh.
LOL! (hmm that won't do) LOL!