Finding Male Friends

[StingRay]

I found the keys after East gave a good idea where to start looking. Thinking about pockets I knew he couldnt put the keys in any of my hanging pants in my closet cause I'd see him in my room. Then I remembered the day we came in from my surgery he picked up my uniforms from the laundry and hung them in the foyer closet. I walked there and saw a hole torn in the plastic bag they were in right at the level of my jacket pocket. I stuck my hand in and there they were!!! For once I got a one up on him!

So I got him back for it! Even tho it meant I had to wash my jacket twice. He came in from school yesterday and went right to his room to take a nap and told me not to let him forget to take all the tree limbs in the truck to the dump. So after he was dozing I took out the keys then took my jacket outside and filled the pocket with dog turds.

I heard him open the closet door then he called me a string of things. He came running with a handfull of shit. I couldnt run to get away. My bad for not thinking it thru.

I needed a shower anyways.