Confess Your Sin! Awkward Moments Edition

[Emiliano]

My whole life is one awkward moment after another. I already told you about the cop who I thought was flirting with me, but actually just thought I was super suspicious and wanted to search my bag. That was pretty awkward.

The most recent one was a gay co worker of mine was trying to shock me or something and kept saying outrageous sexual stuff. I tried to one up him and said something really gross... at the exact moment that one of our senior citizen volunteers walked in the room. I didnt realize he was there until after i said what I said and I heard him go "hmph" behind me. Now this really nice old man thinks I'm like the filthiest person in the world... My co worker got a big laugh out of it though, because the volunteer didn't hear anything he'd said.