10-05-2016, 01:44 AM
Ok, let's get one thing straight. Awkward is my default setting.
Awkward things have been raining on me like projectile vomit since I can remember, so "awkward" seems to be the "normal" for me.
Even so, there are moments that are at least 5-fold higher than the control experiment with p<0.01 of statistical significance.
One such moment was at work, me running some samples on the HPLC-ESI-MS as usual, someone starts knocking frantically on the door, I'm the furthest away from it and yet no one else seemed to want to get off their lazy asses to open it so there I go a wee bit frustrated and I open it juuuuuuuuuust a bit too enthusiastically, so I slammed the door on what turned out to be my boss' face. Gave her a mild puffy lip for a day or two.
Accidentally! (people seem concerned when I don't say that)
Awkward things have been raining on me like projectile vomit since I can remember, so "awkward" seems to be the "normal" for me.
Even so, there are moments that are at least 5-fold higher than the control experiment with p<0.01 of statistical significance.
One such moment was at work, me running some samples on the HPLC-ESI-MS as usual, someone starts knocking frantically on the door, I'm the furthest away from it and yet no one else seemed to want to get off their lazy asses to open it so there I go a wee bit frustrated and I open it juuuuuuuuuust a bit too enthusiastically, so I slammed the door on what turned out to be my boss' face. Gave her a mild puffy lip for a day or two.
Accidentally! (people seem concerned when I don't say that)