The latest trends in body grooming?

[CellarDweller]

If he has hair down there of any notable and sizeable length, say longer than the space twixt his first two pinky knuckles;

He go haddi find he a next man to fondle his phallus, cause there is no way I would be able to handle that, personally speaking.

I'm the exact opposite. I can't get into a guy with no body hair. I want to date a MAN, not someone who looks like they haven't hit puberty yet. Smooth skin does nothing for me. When I rub my hands on a guy, I want to feel chest hair, arm hair, back hair.

It gets too hot here for men to be wanting long longs, you'da have to be rid of that shit, just for the sake of cleanliness in my opinion.

You don't have to be rid of it to be "clean". I shower after my workout, and in the morning when I wake up. I've never had anyone complain about a smell or odor. Between soaps, powders and colognes, there are plenty of options.