Any stories of clothing-optional camping?

[Adam88]

@Adam88 So you're saying some bedtime stories about nudist camps gets person off? That's an interesting theory and not something that crossed my mind. After all, it's not like he's asking for pictures to prove anyone went.

Nudism is weird to you just as you find it entertaining that some dude's partner was wanting breast implants. While I don't share the interest in going to a nudist camp or getting some tits put in I can understand that some people enjoy it, like it, or in the case of boobs want them.

As far as it not being sanitary, yeah, I suppose if you've ate Taco Bell that could be a problem, but idk, maybe wash your ass? However, it does bring up the fact that we in the US just use toilet paper instead of bidets when bidets are far more sanitary. Look at it like this, you get shit on your hands, would you rather have some toilet paper to clean it off or use water? Plus those people who use a quarter mile of "butt wipe" every time they go won't be clogging up the toilets all the time.

As far as looking at all the naked people who you don't find attractive. Well, don't stare that their sagging tits or their pancake ass. It would seem to me that the purpose is not for you to be putting on a show for everyone. I mean have you not ever strolled around the house (in the privacy of your own home) naked? Some would argue, including myself, that it feels good not to have clothes on. Sure clothing is warm and I wouldn't suggest strolling around naked outside in January...but it's August and I'm in the southern US and I will say that clothing is no longer convenient but just a legal requirement.

All I can say is that I can't assume what the OP's intent was, was he looking for advice, was he looking to get his jollies off? Who knows and who cares. Weird does not make something bad. No one is forcing you to go to a nudist camp or to enjoy the company of people in the nude, just as no one is forcing you to get breast implants, although I'd think it would crack me up quite a bit.

Regardless of how clean your ass is, I still don't want to sit where someone else bare ass just was. And no, I don't generally wander around naked. As for breast implants, yeah, I'd laugh at someone trying to force me to get them too. Right over their bloody, broken body.