Is there a way I can cure my son of the gay?

[princealbertofb]

While Captain 1950 might be a troll, and a fake, if his question is genuine, then he'll need to own up to the fact that HE spawned such a son as he has. I don't think it's fair for one minute to equate "not-interested-in-cars" with gay. Maybe Captain's concern is genuine for his son, but maybe, if he's the good father he'd like to be, it would be more helpful to give him something that he really needs, obviously the Beetle he wants and that seems to suffice him.
I never laughed so loud as to some of the answers given here... (there's some very good sense of humour on this site!!! : biggrin)
The "hot-piece of ass" that he married is no way to give an son an immediate love of women, far from it, especially if he's going to refer to his partner or new wife as that "hot piece of ass" (I personally find that despicable).
It's normal for a child (and a 58-year-old ought to know that) to want to break away from family tradition or what his parents did before him. It's when adolescence starts that children find they have to construct their personalities as being separate identities from their parents'. I know I wouldn't like to ressemble this Captain in any way, but for the sake of being practical, let's say he needs to get a better understanding of human nature all across the spectrum.