The Pitch: Banning All Religion

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Never stop asking questions

AMEN brother...I agree with every word you said but I especially agree with this and especially when it comes to religion.

When I was in college I had two born agains that I reconverted to "non" born agains...and I did it on THIER terms since they insisted on invading MY space...I politely listened to them for five minutes and then I insisted on my five minutes.

I kept it simple...I asked them if it was true that God created everyone? The answer was "yes". I said "Good...now lets put that aside"...and then my next question..."You are telling me that if someone does not accept Jesus Christ as their Savior they are going to hell?...Correct?" ...and when they said "Yes" I replied once again..."Now lets put that aside"...and then I wrapped it up and told them their God must be one stupid son of a bitch because he was cranking out folks on all of the continents before the good Christians "discovered" them (BARF...like they need to be "discovered")...how frakin obnoxious is that?

So I finished it off telling them that if they really believe that God was creating...say...American Natives and sending them to hell because they hadn't been "saved" yet that they were truly idiots...and then I offered them swamp land in Florida at a great price:biggrin:

In fact..."IF" the "Devil" is an angel who was playing God on earth...and these people who went around to save folks...actually they invaded their land...raped and murdered them and brought them disease while stealing their land...they were playing God here on earth in every sense of the word...and that was in essence their definition of the devil....

...amazing what a few questions will yield...