Masturbation, how to make it last longer?

[Counselor]

Get some sherpa. That stuff tickles like mad and makes fapping much more intense, but easier to maintain control. And don't be cheap about it, or it won't work right. The sherpa should be dense and thick, NOT see-through. Fold the sherpa so you can use it kind of like a glove, but is thick enough to reduce how well you can grip (this is important). Then fuck that sherpa good. You may not even be able to reach orgasm, but at least you can go almost as long as you want.