10-04-2013, 05:49 AM
Hi sweet pumpkins
I'm already dried out... Dry as old leather, dried out as King Tut himself, stretched out....
Like....
Like....
“Well sort of stretched, like butter, scraped over too much bread"
Sex? wazzat There you will have to be patient... After 10 years I'm like a newborn virgin all sweet 'n innocent 'n tight... Darn tight!
But I'm not complaining! no not at all.
l I wake up every day with a gleam in my rheumy right virgin's eye.. (the left one wobbles around too much)
Perhaps today's gonna be the day I get's to loose it...
I'm already dried out... Dry as old leather, dried out as King Tut himself, stretched out....
Like....
Like....
“Well sort of stretched, like butter, scraped over too much bread"
Sex? wazzat There you will have to be patient... After 10 years I'm like a newborn virgin all sweet 'n innocent 'n tight... Darn tight!
But I'm not complaining! no not at all.
l I wake up every day with a gleam in my rheumy right virgin's eye.. (the left one wobbles around too much)
Perhaps today's gonna be the day I get's to loose it...