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[southbiochem]

Ther's the farting, Pavlovian training takes care of that...

everytime he doesn't point his ass towards an open window he gets a drop of Trifluoroacetic acid somewhere with thin skin

the mood swings Operant Conditioning for this one...everytime he gets all drama queen with me I'll leave him talking alone until he gets used to the idea of self-controling his moods..

the we-don't-do-sex-no-more, who said sex had to be consensual? I mean there is a rape benefit clause in every relationship, right?....right?

the dirty socks bleach, detergent, boiling water...and that's that.

the cooking I already do that a lot...I don't see the issue

the cleaning -up-after, since I'm always so damn hot all the time, It will be almost impossible for me to not hit the shower afterwards anyway..

the smelly loo, people need to learn to flush the toilet immediately afterwards and to keep the bathroom window open.....I won't be in any house or place with a bathroom that has no ventilation.......I also clean the bathroom some 3 times a week thoroughly, so...what's the problem?

the toothpaste tube that's not closed a day later, Used to bother me when my parets did it...got over it..

the toilet paper that's put on the wrong way you're being high maintenance here...as if it was impossible to grab a piece of it either way it's put...jeez

and at 02:00 in the morning you just can't work out where the bloody end is........evolution blessed us with fingers to grab and probe things...find the damn thing with the fingers,than the other thing follows...is it that hard really?

Then there's the unexpected cup of coffee in bed That is actually a deal breaker...I hate coffee