02-12-2014, 05:49 PM
CellarDweller Wrote:lmao! Bowyn, you just reminded me of something so funny!
I had gone out to a diner with a group of friends. We pulled up, and there were two huge busses in the parking lot. We walked in, and the entire diner was filled with Amish/Mennonite people. We were the only non-Amish in the place.
Well at first it was very strange, and then one of my friends says, "Now now, I'm sure they're more afraid of us than we are of them!" and we started to laugh. Then she says...."I wonder what they say to each other during sex..."
Before we could 'shush' her, she starts to say:
"Oh Jerimiah! Thy rod and thy staff! Oh, they comfort me! Oh yes! Maketh me lay down in green pastures!"
I swore we were going to Hell for that dinner!
Oh heck.... The Lords prayer.... Celler, did you read my posts about the twink dude at the farm, who has the entire Lords prayer tattoed on his back?
I rather fancy the lad, but disolve into a mound of giggly-wobbly flesh every time I think of trying to do the dude while reading....Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me and..
He makes me down to lie....