Last Person to Post Wins

[Miles]

There is a guy I see at a coffeehouse I go to. I talked to him a few times months ago. He's a really macho type guy (which I'm not) He always stares at me every time I'm in there, but it's so weird it freaks me out and I never look at him anymore. It's this ominous stare and I can't tell if he wants to fuck me or kill me. It's just weird. I see him come in and I just pull out my i phone and start playing wordgames or something.

If he does it again, stare back. Don't break eye contact until he stops. If he doesn't stop, get up and slowly approach him while retaining eye contact - don't utter a word. Get right up to his face, and make sure your expression remains deadpan. If he still continues, do a back flip onto your table, rip your shirt off and emit a primal roar before shouting "AT LAST! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, CHOSEN ONE!"

That should get him to stop.